Audrina Patridge Reveals Significant clue to Big Mystery

Forget Lost spoilers. This is a mystery we've been trying to get to the bottom of for the longest time. Mostly because "research" involves major ogling. There really wasn't much debate, to be honest. The poll below, which we started months ago, is fairly conclusive. And c'mon, just look at those things. Natural female chestal regions simply do not resemble those of Audrina Patridge, but there